Want to hook up with Jesus.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

Elena Dementieva was defeated today at Wimbledon in straight sets by one half of the Muscular Sisters. Thus eliminating all of the hot and our interest in tennis.

Abigail Clancy was a runner up on UK's Next Top Model although from the face and leopard print panties could swear she was in "Bobby Babes 4".

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

Matthew McConaughey is an actor who gets paid to make out with bikini babes on the beach.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

Like I always say: female tennis players are gross.

These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!

All they want for Christmas are bras! Seriously!

Seriously, guys, as if being tennis players wasn't gay enough to begin with.

This car was a one-way ticket to babe heaven in the 80s.

We love playing tennis on Fire Island!

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)