We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.

If the Simpsons are too clean-looking for you, just imagine what they'd look like if some Mountani Dew-addled Japanese artist drew them!

The world's first supermodel, Janice Dickinson, does a quick sniff to make sure her Depends are clean.

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

Jewel looks like she has had a boob job, but instead of silicone, the doctor dropped in a large clump of playdoh. Oh well, anything to distract from the teeth.

After seeing this octopuses teeth, the entire LG staff dropped their crap insurance and joined the cephalopod dental plan.

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!

Actress Kate Beckinsale has some dirty, nasty teeth that she didn't even brush before a red carpet appearance! Get thee to a dentist, woman!

You're making Amy Winehouse and Shane McGowan jealous!

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Some of Paris Hilton's possessions were auctioned off, including hundreds of very private photos and, journals, and video. Here she is pretending to be clean. LIAR!

Always keep your kitty clean!

Apparently some people were offended that "Jackass 2" had "ass" in the title, so they cleaned it up -- and now it's a porno!

This would be funny if it weren't so true. Women were made to clean clothes, and so are moms.

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!