OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Courtney Love Has A Turtle On Her Head

Courtney Love Has A Turtle On Her Head

Since this is Courtney Love, we're not even going to bother to ask questions about what's going on here.

 

Amy Smart In Gangsta Nipple Tape

Amy Smart In Gangsta Nipple Tape

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle

Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle

"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"

 

Mutant is the Schwarzenegger of Dogs

Mutant is the Schwarzenegger of Dogs

This rare breed of dog has two mutant genes that lead to freakishly large muscle development. This may or may not foreshadow the downfall of humankind.

 

Freakin' TURTLES!

Freakin' TURTLES!

Aren't they adorable? Aren't they?? C'mon, they're TURTLES!!!

 

Lazy Turtle

Lazy Turtle

But still, the roller blade requires balance!

 

Shell Phone

Shell Phone

Hey, Turtle, call my shell-phone, we'll talk!

 

Pimp My Tortoise

Pimp My Tortoise

Vroom, vroom, little turtle. Vroom, vroom.

 

Mouse Pad

Mouse Pad

Every teenage boy should be able to use this mouse pad without a problem!