What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.

This is why Tattoos are from the devil.

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

"I love her so much, and I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve." Barf! Nothing says "Take me back." like a tattoo of your ex's titties. Classy man.

Curtis Allgier's face and neck tattoos include various decorative swasticas, "skin head" or his brow, F.U.N. on his chin, SS bolts on his cheeks, a crucifix, "Property of Jolene" on his forehead, a Doc Martin boot on his nose, and the "Hatebreed" logo above his mouth.

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

...When skank clothes just don't say enough...

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

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Wow. You think this guy has a hard time getting jobs now?

Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!

Mario has reached new heights of Hindu awesomeness.

With a clever tattoo like that, it's a wonder this guy never gets laid.

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma