"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)

The couple that parties together, eventually will have to enter rehab together. Welcome to L.A., Beckhams!!

These two make a fug-fabulous couple! Who's got the flask?

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

Tara, Tara, Tara. Seriously, I don't think you know the real meaning of classy, because it includes a bra.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

After corrective plastic surgery, Tara's abs are looking less like Sloppy Joe's and more like a stomach.

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

I love the XXX-Games. I'm a pro-BMXXXer. Hee hee.

Don't blow on this game cartridge if it's not working! It'll melt!

Everybody gots to gets drunk. Even Sleepy The Bird.

I think the title of this says it all. Her ass sucks.

I thought she got reconstructive surgery on her spam-stomach? Apparently it still looks like a 55-year-old-sunbather's abdomen.

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

You'll never be "board" with this game for the whole family!

Even dispite her recent image makeover, Tara Reid wants us to know she's still partying 'til she falls down.

Goochie gochie goo! Just like Mommy!

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.