Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Mary Louise Parker helped promote her show Weeds by posing naked. Hey, whatever it takes, right?

Sit down on my lap, sweetie, and we'll talk about whatever pops up. Too late!

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese during her stage show in Las Vegas.

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese during her stage show in Las Vegas.

Paulina Rubio is no stranger to showing off her nether regions, but word on the street is that she keeps her Baja Fresh.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

Recently the bloated princess of pop vacationed from her busy 15-minute lip-sync concert tour and headed off to Mexico. Apparently she thought "South of the Border" meant it was okay to show off her cheesy gordita ass in a thong.

We almost didn't even recognize her! She looks cute... especially without a bra!

Dita's normally extremely lady-like... and she showed off her lady-parts to prove it!

What would these leading ladies look like bald? We'll show you!

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

Vic Becks recently showed off her bullet nips, but there was something else going on with her outfit... then it hit me – Vagina Power lady!!

Salma Hayek did an ad campaign for Campari spirits. She let her boobies do the talking.

…And apparently makes a career move out of it! He's got a reality show with them

"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)

Slutty, slutty, forgotten Hilton.

Rose McGowan showed up at a Oscars afterparty with some weird bandaid under her eye. Girl is looking rough!

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?