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Mariah Married Wild 'N Out

Mariah Married Wild 'N Out

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

 

Angelina Jolie's Sweet 16

Angelina Jolie's Sweet 16

The most shocking thing is not how sexy she looks at age 16, it's how shockingly 90s the photo backdrop is.

 

Jenna Jameson In A Cake

Jenna Jameson In A Cake

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

 

Heidi Potter in a Bikini

Heidi Potter in a Bikini

Fake boobs aren't the only things Heidi Montag recently acquired. She also picked up some sweet wizarding skills at Hogwart's.