This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

I'm not sure who Michele Merkin is, she's some sort of model apparently. What I do know is that she's got a super name. And I love her for that.

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

Seriously, we get it, you've got some amazing new bra that you're trying to create a buzz around. Super. Now make yourself useful and become Volvo airbags.

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

Some Nintendo fan was bored and in posession of a lot of chalk!

Seriously, you can get these at Super 8 Motels.

Awesome Super Mario Bros. art for your iPod!

She could save me any day!!

We hope this super cat doesn't like to ride horses. To think of what could happen.

Seriously, when are people going to stop taking pictures of our dad!