Sophia Monk Still Thinks It's Summer. Thank God.

Sophia Monk Still Thinks It's Summer. Thank God.

But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

 

Summer's Over, Hit The Gym

Summer's Over, Hit The Gym

It's time to get on a workout plan now that summer is over. Wait. Whaaaaa?

 

Shauna Sand Is Summer

Shauna Sand Is Summer

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

 

Kelly Brook Looks Better Than You

Kelly Brook Looks Better Than You

If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.

 

Mila Kunis is Pumping Hot

Mila Kunis is Pumping Hot

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

 

What's Under Her Umbrella?

What's Under Her Umbrella?

All summer Rihanna has promised we can stand under her umbrella. With this we become one step closer to seeing the nipple under the umbrella.

 

Got Pot?

Got Pot?

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

 

Kid Reads Donald Trump

Kid Reads Donald Trump

Is a little Donald Trump on your kid's reading list this summer?

 

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