Just another reason to love summer.

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

It's time to get on a workout plan now that summer is over. Wait. Whaaaaa?

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.

The shocking thing is you don't have to feel guilty looking at her, she's actually 23 and far from starring in any actual High School Musicals.

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

She was actually visiting her Goddaughter, dumbest parents ever?

After spending one day pretending to be homeless Tyra Banks claims she understands their plight. She also only spent one day in high school and proclaimed "I'm smart".

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

Now this is a school! Forget to do your homework? Not a problem. Apparently all you have to do is go down on the teacher and INSTANT A! They don’t even seem shy about this policy either.

This is an actual mural painted on the side of an elementary school. Nothing says education like cannibalism, and nudity.

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

All summer Rihanna has promised we can stand under her umbrella. With this we become one step closer to seeing the nipple under the umbrella.

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.