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Britney's doing her best Sydney Brisco impersonation, but unlike the real Alias spy, Spears sucks. Guess what Brit: we know it's you!
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7/17/2007
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The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.
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6/29/2007
PHOTOS
Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.
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6/26/2007
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Paris is a prison pen pal! How nice!
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6/20/2007
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I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!
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6/6/2007
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She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.
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5/22/2007
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You knew that already... but she never ceases to surprise me.
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5/11/2007
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Stupid jerk deserves it, whatever it was for.
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4/10/2007
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Right after this photo was taken, they gang-raped a goth kid with a football. Seriously, these guys are jerks.
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3/9/2007