Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

You get it? They're rednecks and they're stupid?

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

Even my mom knows this one.

Nobody tells Adrian where to perch, stupid sign pushers.

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

Stupid jerk deserves it, whatever it was for.

DUH! I forgot my blow on the bathroom sink! Stupid!

A Boston bomb squad member removes an Aqua Teen Hunger Force promotional sign from infrastructure. They're stupid.

Lindsay Lohan channels Flashdance in this stupid leotard.