Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

You get it? They're rednecks and they're stupid?

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

Even my mom knows this one.

Presidents get all the chicks.

Nobody tells Adrian where to perch, stupid sign pushers.

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?