We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

The extra benefit is no one notices that the meter is expired.

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

Coca-Cola, stars & stripes bikini, and stripper heels, that is a presidential platform we support!

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

This clever ad for pole dance classes can be seen on bus stop poles all over British Columbia.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.

Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

This USB desktop pole dancer makes computing sexy again!

I don't know what the inset crouching shot is for, but I also don't know why anyone would make a size 52 latex outfit like this.

This was actually a Puma ad. The kid just likes Puma.