It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

Elena Dementieva was defeated today at Wimbledon in straight sets by one half of the Muscular Sisters. Thus eliminating all of the hot and our interest in tennis.

Maria Sharapova exited the Wimbledon 2008 tournament either for losing in straight sets today or for wearing a weird tuxedo outfit that wasn't revealing enough.

Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

Richard Simmons is always in character. God Bless his family.

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

Deer's have given up the forest and moved straight to the suburbs. You best accept it.

Don't worry everyone, that's biofuel she is using. The Earth will be fine.

Here's a preview of the DVD packaging for Borat! Looks likes it's straight off the black market!

"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.