This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

Though it's not tough to figure out who wears the "pants" in the relationship, we can also deduce from this picture that Samantha holds the cigarettes.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

We here at LG love something's and sticks. When we heard they were combining them, we jumped on the bandwagon.

Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?

Candy Flavored sex toys are nothing new, but this is the first time you can stick candy corn up your corn hole.

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

Rumor has it that she has a deal with a paparazzi company, and she's doing this sh!t for ca$h. Figures.

Paris Hilton's wax figure got outfitted in prison stripes... good thing stripes are in this season!!

Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

I hear they taste… like chicken.

The various stages of acceptance when stuck in quicksand. We love Robot Chicken!