The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

Her hips are like one of the 7 wonders of the world.

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

Is it just us, or does Christina Ricci look a lot like V.I.C.K.I from Small Wonder?

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

In case you've never seen Wonder Showzen, you're in for a treat. It's the bomb-sizzle!

With a clever tattoo like that, it's a wonder this guy never gets laid.

I'm sure this does wonders for his sperm count. …Not like he should be reproducing, anyway.

We wonder if this guy has a bad ear wax problem.