We never knew the Jonas Bros. were such sluts.

Big Brother ain't gonna get this sly birdy.

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

Not since the Marx Brothers has someone so eloquently produced satire like what Pete Wentz is doing here with a paper plate, Hot Topic already started producing more plates.

For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.

You best not step to me bleatch, I ain't gonna play.

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.

All summer Rihanna has promised we can stand under her umbrella. With this we become one step closer to seeing the nipple under the umbrella.

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

She's one step ahead, dressed ready for the Honeymoon!

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

This is Disco Duck's older brother.