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Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.
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7/17/2008
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Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.
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5/2/2008
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After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.
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12/6/2007
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With these wigs, I can finally steal those North Korean nuclear plans!
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12/5/2007
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We can see the skinny one stealing our ipod, but unless our mp3 player is made of chocolate, we aren't afraid of the fat one.
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11/30/2007
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A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.
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11/30/2007
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Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.
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7/31/2007
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Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.
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6/26/2007
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AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.
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6/25/2007
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A stolen Ronald McDonald statue head + hookah parts = phattest American bong ever!
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6/21/2007