Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Oksana Pochepa is the Russian pop star who's allegedly banging Mel Gibson. We salute you, Mel Gibson. Girls who don't speak English are sexy.

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

We feel so sorry for this dude who just made out with Star Jones.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

The shocking thing is you don't have to feel guilty looking at her, she's actually 23 and far from starring in any actual High School Musicals.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

He's swinging lefty but his Mii is a righty, a true Fore Star General.