Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Greta's just being hilarious now.

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

And by "somewhat okay" we mean AWESOME.

...or she wants to lick Quentin Tarantino's face. Which is it?

Nice dental work.

We're suddenly turned on by the lazy, furry cat.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

And by something we mean her chestickles.

Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

And by "assets", of course, we mean the things that make Susan Sarandon less annoying as an actress, activist and overall human being. Here's a recent photo of her at the SAG awards, along with her daughter Eva Amurii.

And by "kind of" we mean OMFG TOTALLY.

Big Brother ain't gonna get this sly birdy.

Due to our minds being blown by this photo, we cannot come up with a proper description.