Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.

There is nothing more inspiring than the perseverance Tara Reid displays every year in Cancun. She takes a beating and keeps on tickin', she'll never retire, unlike Brett Favre.

If the Simpsons are too clean-looking for you, just imagine what they'd look like if some Mountani Dew-addled Japanese artist drew them!

The world's first supermodel, Janice Dickinson, does a quick sniff to make sure her Depends are clean.

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Some of Paris Hilton's possessions were auctioned off, including hundreds of very private photos and, journals, and video. Here she is pretending to be clean. LIAR!

Always keep your kitty clean!

Apparently some people were offended that "Jackass 2" had "ass" in the title, so they cleaned it up -- and now it's a porno!

This would be funny if it weren't so true. Women were made to clean clothes, and so are moms.

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!