Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

One of the side effects of taking the Red Pill is you will never ever get a tan.

Sometimes when you're applying the spray on you're drunk and decide the tan line beard look is in.

Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.

… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

Paris wanted a very *full*-coverage tan in Hawaii, and didn't care who saw!

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

When you're the world's sluttiest heiress, you have to pose everywhere you are. Even in a tanning bed.

It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!

A little spray paint can make your doggy purrrfectly adorable!