In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

Bruce was seen with Rumer Willis, sporting this mysterious tee.

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

Tyra Banks decided to recreate her legendary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover… unfortunately, "Adobe Photoshop" didn't get credited. :(

Sporting events are the perfect opportunity to grab a little piece o' boobage.

Jesus is such a good sport.