Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!

Being famous is just a doctor's visit away.

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

Either Angelina Jolie is pregnant again or her stomach has a boner for Brad's Indie Spirit, Robert Redford look.

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

Good news! If the art here sucks, you can drink the crap away!

We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.

Listen up sleuths, Carmen San Diego was spotted at the Lahore National Airport, you have 15 minutes to trap her by naming off African countries. Rockapella, take it away!

M.I.T students took the day off "learninating" and Master Chiefed one of the statues on their campus. Run Away!

God, Renee got FAT! Someone needs to take away the plate and show her to a mirror. Or I, Skeletor, will striker her down with the Sword of Greyskull.

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.