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After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!
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8/12/2008
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OMG, Britney Spears has a scar on her knee! We had no idea!
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6/30/2008
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She's probably not pregnant, she probably enjoys Cheetos too much, her comeback is very far from complete, Miley has a depressing future.
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5/19/2008
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Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.
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5/13/2008
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...pounds at Bally's Total Fitness!
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5/2/2008
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Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.
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4/11/2008
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Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.
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4/2/2008
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She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.
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3/6/2008
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Britney presents a strong case for both sides, looking at her it is hard to argue there is an "intelligent design" while it is also questionable we are moving forward as a species.
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2/12/2008
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Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.
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1/29/2008