You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!

Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

Justin Long and Drew Barrymore were "caught" frollicking on the beach together. "Caught" as in after numerous calls to the paparazzi they began to pose weirdly on the beach.

Does this bird go "south" for the winter too??

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Jenna Jammeson spent the weekend dressing like Susan B Anthony on a meth and cheetos diet. She makes that tranny look good... Kinda.

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

Jameson has either gone on the South Bronx Parasite Diet or she is getting prepared to play Skeletor in the HeMan Movie.

Madonna spent the day at the beach frolicking in the waves and giving the paparazzi a free show. Nothing better than aged leather.

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

Lindsay puts the pedal to the metal at Venice Beach. Don't they have bikes in the 'bu?

Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

Lindsay took the day off from rehab to rollerblade with some gal pals on Venice Beach. Being healthy is sooo fun!

Jessica Biel posed in a bikini at the beach for GQ magazine. I like!

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.