For all the right reasons.

Want to hook up with Jesus.

And ain't coming back.

Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

Even a tramp needs the support of their family.

As pissed as she looks, I hope she still autographed the picture.

Looks like the night is over for her.

I don't think one of those cameras is pointed at the car.

The power of make-up.

It's pretty obvious who doesn't belong in this picture.

Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.

Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

Sadface.

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

We like it when Linday Lohan tries on shoes. And so do you.

We never knew the Jonas Bros. were such sluts.

Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.