And ain't coming back.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

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We never thought we'd see this day come. Pamela Anderson is officially busted. At this point, we can't even fantasize about her anymore. Sad face.

Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!

Oh look! That crazy lady has a side coming out of her boobs!

Due to our minds being blown by this photo, we cannot come up with a proper description.

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.