We support Dog and Cat marriage.

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

We always new Chihuahuas were very sexual dogs.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

Snoop is a dirty, dirty, dirty man.

The dog quickly peed on Natalie Portman and was heard muttering "you're next Lucas".

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

Dog the negro hunter's wife has some HUGE boobs. More like ICBMs… gross.

Terry Hatcher continues to offend Asian sensibilities after her "Philippino" comment on Desperate housewives. Here she is dressed like a geisha in a poorly stunted attempt to apologize.

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This rare breed of dog has two mutant genes that lead to freakishly large muscle development. This may or may not foreshadow the downfall of humankind.

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

Isn't that adorable? Yeah we love doggies too.

Oh no – someone fed Spot some PuppyCrack!

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?