If 70 pounds isn't anorexic, then I have a long way to go!!

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

Eddie Furlong has really let himself go – and his poor baby is suffering with him!

Lindsay dyed her hair lighter to a strawberry blond. The firecrotch is back!

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?

Word on the street is that Hugh Hefner is planning a proposal to his number-one girl friend, Holly Madison. Go for it, Hef!

Pink is a man that every confused dyke can go for.

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

Sienna Miller's sugar-nubs were spotted at the beach while she kissed her boyfriend. Sexy!

Britney shaved her head Friday night! Is she going off the deep end?

Oh, the beautiful gayness that is wrestling!

Unfortunately for Rose, it looks like some crappy plastic surgery went afoul! She REALLY ain't got nothing on Dita Von Teese!

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

Dear lord! Lil' Kim's going back to her "all-natural" roots by either growing out her eyebrows, or filling them in with Crayon!

Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

Sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go, right Orlando?

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

I'm the teacher -- trust me, you're going to want these classes.

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