Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Kathleen Turner went from a feminine mannish woman to a manly drag queen. This is just plain awkward. Does anybody remember the "Serial Mom" days?

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

When you're a busy Hollywood Starlet its impossible to find the time to eat healthy. Those days are gone!

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Cindy Crawford still has it going on for such an old woman. Sunbathing on a yacht with some friends, she decided to let everything hang out!

If that don't make you LOL your pants, then you can just go kill yourself. OOPS!

Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!

Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

There's a sinkhole in Mexico, and it's in Britney's ass. Too bad it couldn't suck up any of her cellulite (or crappy weave, for that matter).

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!

Douche Gone Wild.

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

I went to the beach over the weekend and saw this woman whose sunglasses I loved!

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!

Vic Becks recently showed off her bullet nips, but there was something else going on with her outfit... then it hit me – Vagina Power lady!!

Rosie's leaving The View! It seems the Donald has won!!

It's not easy being a mommy. Changing diapers, enforcing naptime, and having to hoist up your udders when oyu go out.

If you're going to fall off a 9-story building, at least land like you're in a cartoon.