Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker seems to have an equally classy past.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

Does this bird go "south" for the winter too??

There's a good chance Hell looks something like this. Go to church!

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

And now, for my next trick, I am going to install a sing on my ear that says "In case of altercation, pull this".

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Gotta catch them all, you greasy faced zit popper!

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

A church adorned with the bodies of saints, clerics and parishioners. Yeah… this may be one reason we don't go to church.

It's going to take a lot more than that…

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"