She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

You get it? They're rednecks and they're stupid?

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

There are many things she does better than acting, smoking is one of them.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.

OooOOooh! Someone painted the ceiling of the smoking lounge to feel like you're inside your grave! Take THAT, Philip Morris!

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore recently relaxed *a lot* on the beach, while passing a doobie between them. Shabba!

Oh big deal, so Mischa's a pothead! It's not like she's a role model on the OC anymore!!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She smokes weed in what appears to be a public café.

More from the Paris Exposed files! Here she smokes a bowl in an elevator that's clearly marked "NO SMOKING."

The Smoking Man's lungs look like a giant, hard-as-coal turd. We looked.