After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

Is it just us, or does Christina Ricci look a lot like V.I.C.K.I from Small Wonder?

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

We are not quite sure if Bridgette Neilson is trying to strike a pose or frighten a small village into bringing her goods and virgins. Either way, this tranny is hideous.

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.

Britney left the tag on her dress… and it's the fakest "Extra Small" I've ever seen!

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?