Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini Is Kinda Gross

Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini Is Kinda Gross

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

 

Molested as a child

Molested as a child

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

 

The Real Tom Cruise

The Real Tom Cruise

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

 

Chin Pubes

Chin Pubes

Courtney Love needs to shave or get some Nads. Her face looks like that section of skin above a mans buttcrack.

 

Horny Leg

Horny Leg

"Don't you like how your skin looks like a fleshy condom over my hard horn, baby? Yeaah, this is Pamplona, baby, don't I make you horny?"

 

Rubber Skin

Rubber Skin

This guy is so proud of all the weight he's lost, that he gladly suffocates passers-by with his massive stomach skin. Tuck THAT!

 

Skin Head Mug Shot

Skin Head Mug Shot

Curtis Allgier's face and neck tattoos include various decorative swasticas, "skin head" or his brow, F.U.N. on his chin, SS bolts on his cheeks, a crucifix, "Property of Jolene" on his forehead, a Doc Martin boot on his nose, and the "Hatebreed" logo above his mouth.

 

Janet Jackson Has Shelf Boobs

Janet Jackson Has Shelf Boobs

What's wrong with the skin between Janet's boobs? Looks like some implants are pulling at it a little too much!

 

Slim Goodbody

Slim Goodbody

Slim's the man with a plan that don't got no hand. Actually, he doesn't have skin. But that doesn't rhyme as well.

 

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