Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.

The punching bags Hulk had installed on his daughters chest show no signs of life.

Nobody tells Adrian where to perch, stupid sign pushers.

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

It's a sign! …It's a sign that the pap who took this pic needs a raise! Nice shot!

There's a fire raging in Burbank at this very moment… will the Hollywood sign be safe??

The Boston police thought these Mooninite LED signs were bombs. Obviously the "middle finger" of the character was mean to be a gesture of malice.

A Boston bomb squad member removes an Aqua Teen Hunger Force promotional sign from infrastructure. They're stupid.

Me no rikey when dey sclew up me Engrish.

Peekaboo!

This sign is from Nevada, so it's okay.