A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

This is proof that Ray Romano's show was a lie. Everybody does not love you and will proclaim that proudly with a tramp stamp.

Beth Ditto showed the the world her lady bits and ended up looking more like a black hole, sucking the life out of the room.

Tyra Banks has gone crazy. Either she has hired David LaChapelle for her new photo shoot or she is trying to bring back Alien Nation, the TV show.

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

Kelis shows the audience part of her milkshake during a concert this weekend. Hmm.. Not really quite the "dessert" we were thinking of.

God, Renee got FAT! Someone needs to take away the plate and show her to a mirror. Or I, Skeletor, will striker her down with the Sword of Greyskull.

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

Debra Messy showed some side-boob. She hung out with Sean Hayes for 7 years, she should know better.

Madonna spent the day at the beach frolicking in the waves and giving the paparazzi a free show. Nothing better than aged leather.

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Mary Louise Parker helped promote her show Weeds by posing naked. Hey, whatever it takes, right?

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese during her stage show in Las Vegas.

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese during her stage show in Las Vegas.

Paulina Rubio is no stranger to showing off her nether regions, but word on the street is that she keeps her Baja Fresh.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

Recently the bloated princess of pop vacationed from her busy 15-minute lip-sync concert tour and headed off to Mexico. Apparently she thought "South of the Border" meant it was okay to show off her cheesy gordita ass in a thong.

We almost didn't even recognize her! She looks cute... especially without a bra!