For all the right reasons.

You know your night is gonna be crazy, when you hook up with this chick.

How was your weekend?

Now shut up.

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

Uhhhhhhhhh?

And if you're nice she might even show you that she's wearing no panties.

But she wants to spit in your face first.

If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.

Christina: You have boobs. Show them.

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

If you interrupt Barack during a session of congress he will slice off your hand.

This little iPhone app will convert your texts into supper annoying Kanye texts.

The more she shows us her bubbly boobies.

But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.