Lindsay Lohan's Shoe Boobs

Lindsay Lohan's Shoe Boobs

We like it when Linday Lohan tries on shoes. And so do you.

 

This Mom Gets Freaky

This Mom Gets Freaky

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

 

Bird Food Shoes

Bird Food Shoes

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

 

Gisele is Wet

Gisele is Wet

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

 

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

 

Hookers Have Nicer Shoes Than You

Hookers Have Nicer Shoes Than You

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

 

High-Tide Heels

High-Tide Heels

These "prototype" shoes are made to look like high-heeled snorkling flippers – but they're really just art pieces!

 

Jessica's Knockers Still Defy the Force of Gravity

Jessica's Knockers Still Defy the Force of Gravity

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

 

Bound Foot

Bound Foot

The importance of wearing proper-fitting shoes.

 

Black Rhythm Leg Spray

Black Rhythm Leg Spray

It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!

 

Those Shoes Don't Match!

Those Shoes Don't Match!

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

 

Cool Shoe

Cool Shoe

Makes the zipper in my KangaRoos look useless.

 

Penguin Shoes

Penguin Shoes

Elvis the penguin got some blue shoes as a reward fo being so darn cute! Awwwwww!

 

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