Just another reason to love summer.

Or at least a well staged photograph.

You know your night is gonna be crazy, when you hook up with this chick.

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

We're suddenly turned on by the lazy, furry cat.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

Oksana Pochepa is the Russian pop star who's allegedly banging Mel Gibson. We salute you, Mel Gibson. Girls who don't speak English are sexy.

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

That's some sexy makeup!

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.