Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

That's some sexy makeup!

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

Jody Sweeten sure is acting RUDE, in these photos.

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

Why must we always post pictures of Obama Girl? Because she's really easy to look at, that's why.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Yeah, we hate James Blunt, too.

That's not where you put the books silly girl, you're blocking our view. Also what'd Will Turner ever do to deserve this?

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!

"See guys, a girl! Her name's Sophie Monk and her bangin' body is all mine!...why aren't we touching? oh you missed that, i was hetero-ing all over her inside."