Ew, no he's not sexy. I'm shuddering as we speak.

I don't know what this means but it sounds both sexy and delicious!

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

Izabel Goulart is French for "sexy sexy ooh la la."

Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

Oh now we see just fine.

This USB desktop pole dancer makes computing sexy again!

Doggy-style urinals are all the rage in hip-hop recording studios.

They're in search of the perfect deli meat, to make a huge, sexy sandwich.

Wake up with the King… naked.

Is this why they have that ban on extremely skinny models? Because I totally thought this was sexy.

Isn't she the cutest? I'd like to take a shower with her!!!

Looks like Dora's going to be Exploring some more *adult* places!

I see London, I see France, I see your shopping bag's underpants!

Whoever makes these bkinis has a sexy sense of humor.

I'd like to blow up HER Death Star! Knowhadimsayin? Knowhadimsayin?

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Sexiest sweater ever!

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.