If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

That's some sexy makeup!

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

And by "assets", of course, we mean the things that make Susan Sarandon less annoying as an actress, activist and overall human being. Here's a recent photo of her at the SAG awards, along with her daughter Eva Amurii.

Jody Sweeten sure is acting RUDE, in these photos.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Use these photos to inspire yourself to get thin this New Year!

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

Due to our minds being blown by this photo, we cannot come up with a proper description.

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

This photo was taken before Scarlett's boobs were world famous for being awesome.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

We totally had to run to the bathroom for some alone time after first seeing this photo.

Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.