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These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.
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8/24/2007
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Jenna Jameson no longer creates boners, she is however very boney. She looks like a friggin zombie, so not hot.
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8/21/2007
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Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.
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8/13/2007
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Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.
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8/3/2007
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Sit down on my lap, sweetie, and we'll talk about whatever pops up. Too late!
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7/18/2007
PHOTOS
The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.
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6/29/2007
PHOTOS
I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.
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6/29/2007
PHOTOS
Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!
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6/28/2007
PHOTOS
Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!
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6/6/2007
PHOTOS
The Hedgehog was once a huge theatre buff. Now he's just in the buff. Heyo!
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5/1/2007