PHOTOS
Lord! Its like 300 lbs of all beef hotness broiled over a bed of sex! Those vaguely human features, coupled with those tumor ridden arms is pure hotness.
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9/25/2007
PHOTOS
Adrian was not only the coolest red head on the block, but he was a bona fide sith lord. With his trusty lightsaber in hand, he was guaranteed to fend off any unwanted vaginal advances.
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9/25/2007
PHOTOS
Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.
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9/25/2007
PHOTOS
On set of the new Sex in the City movie, Kim Cattrall is heavily marinated in WD40, allowing her to move properly. Being covered in foreign substances is something her character knows all too well.
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9/24/2007
PHOTOS
You think you know sex? You don’t know sex like these two do. Why are you still looking at this picture, you are sick.
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9/17/2007
PHOTOS
This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.
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9/13/2007
PHOTOS
Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…
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9/12/2007
PHOTOS
Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.
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9/11/2007
PHOTOS
Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?
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9/6/2007
PHOTOS
This new poster from the ACLU advocates equality for all people and all relationships. Crazy liberals and their manatee fantasies!
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8/31/2007