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Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

 

Don't Recall Tara Reid's Bikini

Don't Recall Tara Reid's Bikini

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.

 

Britney Spears Has A DeLorean

Britney Spears Has A DeLorean

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

 

Paris' Barbie Hair

Paris' Barbie Hair

It's no secret that Paris Hilton has extensions – in fact, she's got her own brand!

 

VS in GQ

VS in GQ

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

 

Skid-Mark Safe

Skid-Mark Safe

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

 

Ronald McDonald is a Murderer

Ronald McDonald is a Murderer

Ah, so that's the secret sauce on those McRibs!