If you look at Sophie Monk for more than 10 seconds it's like drugs.

The only way you can complain about this picture is that 1 second before and after this picture was taken you could probably see her nipple, which would have been nice.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.

Dominic "Lost" his balls for a second, then found them again. Thank the lord.

Getting to second base with this lion is a little trickier, however.

It took me a second to realize the balloon was an udder. Fan-freakin-tastic!

Sure, they SAY they were filming a movie, but WE know that they were completely nude and loving every second of it!

We came here to watch the game con-sort-it!