OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Go (hairless) Bears!

Go (hairless) Bears!

Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

 

Kara DioGuardi and Bikini Girl Should Makeout

Kara DioGuardi and Bikini Girl Should Makeout

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

 

Nancy Reagan and Mr. T's Christmas

Nancy Reagan and Mr. T's Christmas

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

 

The Brew Crew is Creepy

The Brew Crew is Creepy

This Brewers fan intensely takes in the sight of Erin Andrews to overcome the upcoming disappointment of another miserable season.

 

I Am Legend Predicts Super Bowl

I Am Legend Predicts Super Bowl

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

 

Donald Trump Beats Rosie

Donald Trump Beats Rosie

Ok, so that was a lie. This is a scene from Rosie's character in the new season of Nip Tuck. However… we doubt that's actual make up. Its' the herpes!

 

Paris's Nightmare in Wax

Paris's Nightmare in Wax

Paris Hilton's wax figure got outfitted in prison stripes... good thing stripes are in this season!!

 

Celebrity ButtPlug: Paris Hilton

Celebrity ButtPlug: Paris Hilton

The "Parass Hilton" buttplug is a must-have for any celeb-obsessed loved one this season!

 

Virgin Roommate

Virgin Roommate

If you can't say it with a greeting card, say it with a print-out banner outside your dorm.

 

Mechanical Seasons Greetings

Mechanical Seasons Greetings

A Rube Goldberg-esque seasonal illustration! Merry Christmas!