Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

The shocking thing is you don't have to feel guilty looking at her, she's actually 23 and far from starring in any actual High School Musicals.

She was actually visiting her Goddaughter, dumbest parents ever?

After spending one day pretending to be homeless Tyra Banks claims she understands their plight. She also only spent one day in high school and proclaimed "I'm smart".

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

Now this is a school! Forget to do your homework? Not a problem. Apparently all you have to do is go down on the teacher and INSTANT A! They don’t even seem shy about this policy either.

This is an actual mural painted on the side of an elementary school. Nothing says education like cannibalism, and nudity.

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.

At Saniqua's high school, being pregnant at prom was just about the coolest thing you could do.

You'll love our Roll-Back prices! Discounted for her pleasure!

We feel like we knew this kid in high school.

God hates Emo kids, so he invented a place where they can be made fun of.